They asked RATM not to swear? WTF did they expect. It’s a bit like asking Gordon Brown not to be a dour faced, money grabbing socialist wanker.
Tags: Radio Five Live, RATM
http://www.ratm4xmas.co.uk/ It’s for a good cause after all… oh and Shelter will get some money as well
I only saw this recently:
The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money. (Margaret Thatcher)
Made me chuckle.
Chancellor Gordon Brown has allowed a dentist to drill through to deep nerve tissue beneath his teeth without using an anaesthetic.
Well you know what they say… No sense, no feeling.
Computer games don’t affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.
Brrrm chee!
Oh the fun I could have with this from The Flying Rodent:
This news article does prompt the question “Which celebrities would you most like to see attempting brutal self-murder, and how?”.
I’ll start the ball rolling – I’d like to see Courtney Love attempt to beat herself to death with a hair drier, and I’d also enjoy watching Adam Sandler try to repeatedly run himself over with a tractor.
Any suggestions yourself?
DK steals the most obvious suggestion:
So, how about The Gobblin’ King covering himself in petrol, collecting the tax personally, setting himself on fire and then attempting to piss on himself to put it out? Or maybe trying to hammer a nail into his brain through his eye, forgetting that it is his glass one? Or possibly beating himself to death with his new-born child.
If enough of us take up the baton we could end up with the script to Final Destination 4 – Celebrity Edition.
How about Peter Mandelson jumping rectum first into a skip full of rusty scissors… John Prescott ripping himself in two with one Jag tied to his feet and the other tied round his neck… Tony Blair choking himself to death on The Hutton Report.. David Blunkett eaten by his own dog… slowly… Charles Clarke strangling himself with his own ears…
Anyone who has seen Meat Loaf meet his end in The 51st State will know exactly how I would like Gordo to go.
From Carpsio via DK I give you:
Ten things I would rather do than vote for El Gordo:
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