The Gordon Brown Meme
From Carpsio via DK I give you:
Ten things I would rather do than vote for El Gordo:
- Run through the streets of Baghdad screaming “I’m George Bush’s son… come and get me”
- French kiss John Prescott
- Listen to anything by James Blunt
- Rip my own arm off the bludgeon my dog to death with it… in front of my kids
- Travel on London Underground looking furtive and carrying a heavy backpack with a wire dangling from it
- Give away my iPod
- Lose my eyesight
- Juggle chainsaws
- Blog for New Labour
- Admit that spin is a necessary part of the Political machine and accept that the public don’t need to know the truth
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By Lorna, September 13, 2006 @ 4:37 pm
Or run past the Scottish Parliament shouting your the secret love child of Margaret Thatcher…
By Politicalog, September 13, 2006 @ 4:54 pm
That’s pushing it a bit
By tasty macfadden of orkney, October 9, 2006 @ 10:46 pm
Have a baby -eventually- with some poor, sad, sack of spuds just to try and fool people into thinking I’m normal and electable when everybody knows that I sit behind my curtains biting my nails and wanking to videos of the Bay City Rollers.